Okay Mary, I've decided to join in the fun! To check out more on "Not Me Mondays," check out this fantastic blog. And while you're at it, stop and say a prayer for her sweet baby Stellan.
The following events did not occur in or around my household:
One weekday afternoon, I did not leave my crawling daughter playing happily in the living room while I went to check email, read blogs, or (gasp!) Facebook. While reading, I did not become worried after things suddenly became very quiet. I then, certainly did not wait to finish reading email before going to investigate. And when I (finally) entered the room, I did not find our beloved dog, sitting beside our beloved daughter, and a urine filled diaper on the floor. My dog definitely had not gutted the diaper, and my daughter did NOT have urine-soaked diaper-lining crystals clenched in both fists.
Nope! Not me! I mean really, what kind of mom leaves a urine-soaked diaper on the living room floor?
Today, when preparing to take the kids to the park. I did not load Tatum into the umbrella stroller and leave her downstairs with her brother while I ran upstairs to grab a hat and shoes. I certainly did not hear a thud, and a wailing Tatum as I closed my sock drawer. I did not return downstairs to find Tatum tipped over, backwards, in her stroller. She was not hanging up-side down by the harness straps on her shoulders.
Nope, not me! Not in my house!
(I'd better stop or you are all going to come knocking on my door for an intervention.)
Okay, so.... speak up, who's next?!
2 comments:
Hmmm those are better than mine! Ha! Good job finding the right sized button too-I just looked at my blog and saw that it doesn't all fit but I'm too tired to care! Lol
Oh, I should have so joined in! Lets see...I did not leave my two boys unattended only to hear Ryder telling a screaming Rustin "its O.K." as he climbed in the swing with him. I did not let my 2 year old play with the vacuum cleaner while it was turned on only to let it result in a very bad burn on the top of his hand (this wasn't last week but it has been since Rustin was born..and it left a scar), I most certainly don't leave both boys screaming in their room so that I can get a quick shower in before they are up, I don't convince Ryder that a Box of Raisins is actually Cookies...I could go on and on, LOL!
I Bought a pass for the Zoo so whenever you and Mary decide you want to go let me know! Dude, I'm totally in!! LOL! Your so cute!
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